Ted: I got you a present for your birthday.
Susie: Oh my god, it’s a puppy! Thank you so much!
Ted: Don’t mention it. What are friends for?
Susie: It’s so cute! Is it a he or a she?
Ted: She. I picked her up from the pound. She’s a stray.
Susie: Is she housebroken?
Ted: Sure! Go ahead and pet her. It’s OK, she doesn’t bite.