Brad: I’ve tried everything to get Janelle to date me. But she keeps turning me down.
Wendy: Well, maybe she’s just not into you.
Brad: What do you mean? All girls are into me!
Wendy: Uh … maybe you’re not her type.
Brad: Impossible. I just have to use my secret weapon: I’m going to sing a romantic song for her on my guitar!
Wendy: Oh god, please don’t …
Brad: Girls love it when I sing for them! That’s my ace in the hole.