Josh: Guess waht!
Kendra: What?
Josh: I’m learning to skateboard. It’s been 3 weeks, but I’m already a pro.
Kendra: No you’re not. Stop showing off.
Josh: No, I swear! I’m telling the truth. Look!
——— Josh tries a skateboard trick, but falls down ———
Kendra: Haha, serves you right. That’s what you get for telling people you’re an expert.
Josh: I said I’m “learning”! Stop putting words in my mouth.