Veronica: How’s it going with you and Lisa?
Craig: We broke up. Actually, I dumped her.
Veronica: Why? You two were so good together.
Craig: Well, I got tired of her. She was too high maintenance.
Veronica: What do you mean?
Craig: She was like always asking for money. And she only wanted to eat at fancy restaurants.
Veronica: Hmm, Craig, you say that about all your exes. Don’t you think your standards are too high?