Andy: Oh my god! I don’t believe it!
Belinda: Hey Andy, what’s all the fuss about?
Andy: Look at today’s lottery numbers! I just won 500,000 dollars!
Belinda: Uh, Andy, I hate to break it to you, but this is yesterday’s newspaper.
Andy: Well, it figures. It was too good to be true.
Belinda: Don’t be so pessimistic. There’s always next time.
Andy: No. Nothing good ever happens to me.