Mom: Chris, are you still in bed? It’s almost noon.
Chris: Who cares? It’s the weekend. I can sleep in.
Mom: You always lie around the house like a couch potato.
Chris: Come on, mom. Don’t give me a hard time.
Mom: Alright, you asked for it. I’m cutting off your allowance!
Chris: But, Mom … that’s unfair!
Mom: It servers you right. Maybe it will teach you to not be so lazy.