Jo: Hey, I heard you and Tina watched “The Invincibles”? How was it?
Tyler: Meh, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Jo: Why? What disappointed you?
Tyler: The script was a letdown. And the acting was mediocre.
Jo: That’s too bad. I had high expectations for it.
Tyler: Me too. But it couldn’t live up to my expectations.
Tina: What movie do you want to watch?
Tyler: How about this one, “The invincibles”?
Tina: I’ve never heard of it. Does it have good reviews?
Tyler: Yes, the critics love it. And it broke box office records in its first weekend.
Tina: Sounds good. What genre is it?
Tyler: It’s a superhero movie. It’s based on a famous comic book.
Tina: Sounds good. Let’s give it a shot.
Terrence: Sorry, I’m late. Let’s get inside and chow down.
Lawrence: Whoa, hold your horses. We have to wait to be seated.
Waiter: Welcome to Cosmo’s Bar and Grill. How many in your party?
Lawrence: Two adults.
——— The waiter seats them at their table and brings their drinks ———
Lawrence: Cheers, buddy! Bottoms up!
Terrence: Ah, that hit the spot. There’s nothing like a drink from Cosmo’s.
Lawrence: You said it. This place is one of a kind.
Customer: I’d like to buy this bag.
Cashier: That’s a great choice. And how would you like to pay? Cash or credit?
Customer: Do you accept Amerian Express?
Cashier: Sure. Alright, here’s your card and your receipt.
Customer: Thank you. Oh, by the way, if I return it, can I get a full refund?
Cashier: No, sorry. You can only exchange it. Please read the fine print here on the receipt.
Mr. Hendricks: Please, stop the car!
Driver: What’s wrong? Can I help you?
Mr. Hendricks: Yes, my car broke down up the road. Do you have some jumper cables?
Driver: I think there are some in the trunk. Let me check.
Mr. Hendricks: Thank you. If you help jumpstart the car, I think I can get her to the nearest gas station.
Driver: Hop in. I’ll give you a ride to your car.
Joe: Hey, let’s grab a couple of beers.
Roman: Alright, it’s on me.
Joe: Really? Thanks.
Waiter: Welcome to “Paddy’s”, what can I get you?
Roman: Two beers, please. Draft.
——— the waiter returns with two beers and a steak salad ———
Joe: Excuse me, waiter? We didn’t order this salad.
Waiter: Oh, that’s on the house. We’re running a special promotion right now.
Joan: Hey Lisa, check out that guy.
Lisa: Oh damn, what a hunk. That’s literally the hottest guy I’ve ever seen.
Joan: I know, right? He’s a perfect ten!
Lisa: Yeah, he’s super good-looking. But I doubt he’s single.
Joan: You’re probably right. A guy like that must be really popular with the ladies.
Adam: Hey Kelly, are you happy with your appearance?
Kelly: To tell you the truth … not really.
Adam: Why not? You’re a pretty girl.
Kelly: I think I’m getting flabby. And I’ve got love handles.
Adam: Come on! Don’t be so hard on yourself. You look fine.
Kelly: You’re just saying that to be nice. But we both know I’ve put on weight.
Amanda: Are you going jogging again?
Mitch: I can’t help myself. I’m totally nuts about jogging.
Amanda: Don’t you think you’re overdoing it?
Mitch: Overdoing it? Nah! You can never be too fit.
Amanda: Well, working out all the time can be too much of a good thing. It’s not good for your muscles.
Mitch: Don’t worry, Sis. I admit I’m a bit of a fitness freak, but I know when to draw the line.
Amanda: All right, if you say so. But just don’t become an addict or something.
Jose: Alexa, were you absent from work yesterday?
Alexa: Yeah, I was under the weather. I had to call in sick.
Jose: What’s wrong? Did you catch a cold?
Alexa: No. I had a terrible stomachache and was throwing up. Apparently, I got food poisoning.
Jose: Wow, sounds serious. Are you sure you’re ready to come back to work?
Alexa: Yeah, I’ll be fine. Luckily, I had some sick days available.